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Humour
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Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one week leave.
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Actual letter written for application of leave: My wife is suffering from sickness, and as I am her only husband at home, I may be granted leave.
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Covering note: “I am enclosed herewith...”
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as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.
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Another gem - leave letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: as I am marrying my daughter, please grant me week's leave.
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1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:
That fool was looking over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier.
Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.
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